fyspringfield:

Read it. 



You & I Fragrance

You & I Fragrance


+fave

surprisebitch:

when bae wanna do anal but you suddenly remember you had chipotle

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+im gonna cry
missbrostrider:

This fucking photo ruined my life whenever I think about it I burst out laughing I have gotten so many detentions cause of this fucking cat duckface monster

missbrostrider:

This fucking photo ruined my life whenever I think about it I burst out laughing I have gotten so many detentions cause of this fucking cat duckface monster


aangnog:

masturbation is just having sex with the person you love the most



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dutchster:

trying to sleep during the summer

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I feel that when I’m old, I’ll look at you and know the world was beautiful

I feel that when I’m old, I’ll look at you and know the world was beautiful

myuncreativeurl:

ricflairsniece:

ghdos:

LOL what an asshole.

Shit.

Omfg

myuncreativeurl:

ricflairsniece:

ghdos:

LOL what an asshole.

Shit.

Omfg


bombing:

noseblow:

bombing:

i’m on a seafood diet. i only eat seafood

that’s not how the joke goes lmao

do my weight loss goals seem like a fucking joke to you


nosdrinker:

retrospectroverted:

nosdrinker:

why does one ply toilet paper exist

i honestly prefer single ply, it feels lighter and more effective and the rolls last longer because the sheets are thinner.

ok poophands


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