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so my brother was doing something weird in the front yard in his underwear???
and the next thing i know……
Do you live in a Sims game
"hello 911 i’d like to report a murder in th-" "haha, wow you’re a little snitch. hold on a sec. HEY DAVE, CHECK OUT THIS FUCKIN SNITCH ON LINE THREE"
bullshitting an essay and getting a good grade for it
on my grave i want VIP not RIP
"hey can I copy your homework"
"no do your own"
how to excite a large crowd of white people:
- play don’t stop believin’ by journey