r0llcake:

u (◠‿◠✿)

did not (◠‿◠✿)

teach us this (◠‿◠✿)

why is it (◠‿◠✿)

on the test (◠‿◠✿)

BITCH (⊙‿⊙✿)


giraffescanflytoo:

kurdtkocaine:

so my brother was doing something weird in the front yard in his underwear???

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and the next thing i know……

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Do you live in a Sims game


trillow:

"hello 911 i’d like to report a murder in th-" "haha, wow you’re a little snitch. hold on a sec. HEY DAVE, CHECK OUT THIS FUCKIN SNITCH ON LINE THREE"



With shortness of breath, I’ll explain the infinite,
how rare and beautiful it truly is that he exists.


bnaksy:

bullshitting an essay and getting a good grade for it

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spaghettl:

on my grave i want VIP not RIP


icarly-official:

"hey can I copy your homework"

"no do your own"

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theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.


instagrampa:

how to excite a large crowd of white people:

  • play don’t stop believin’ by journey

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