when bae wanna do anal but you suddenly remember you had chipotle
masturbation is just having sex with the person you love the most
trying to sleep during the summer
i’m on a seafood diet. i only eat seafood
that’s not how the joke goes lmao
do my weight loss goals seem like a fucking joke to you
why does one ply toilet paper exist
i honestly prefer single ply, it feels lighter and more effective and the rolls last longer because the sheets are thinner.