octobra:

if you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off I will do the same thing to ur head


catsfurever:

moogles4ever:

catsfurever:

$20 for a selfie with me

but I can go to the dumpster for free

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nickiminajvevo:

shouting the wrong answer in class with confidence 

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cyclopentanone:

when you have to go around the circle and introduce yourself to the group

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stability:

when you’re talking about something you love and someone immediately starts saying how terrible it is image


poryqon:

if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you


"i honestly don’t remember doing that"
■ me about 85% of the things i’ve done (via jaclcfrost)

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